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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 13:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

What would happen if Trump and Putin make a Ukraine peace deal without Ukraine's consent?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

T.J. Oshie, the Caps’ beloved ‘warrior,’ announces his NHL retirement - The Washington Post

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Recursion lays off 20% of staff in wake of pipeline cutbacks - Fierce Biotech

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

Meta found 'covertly tracking' Android users through Instagram and Facebook - Sky News

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What do dreams about dead people mean?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This nonhormonal hot-flash remedy gives options to women, experts say - The Washington Post

Loons and Moons

So they tried

No way

Is it possible to be a full-time, self-supporting working visual artist in today's society?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I'm very sick. 72 years old. I thinking I'm losing my mind. My dead friend told me it's going to be okay. I could feel him. There is more…I don't know what but more.

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

King Charles praised for 'faultless' firing technique at Larkhill - BBC

No go.

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Scientists identify two global ocean bands heating at record rates - Earth.com

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What are your views on music video reactors on YouTube?

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?