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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 13:47

Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
What would happen if Trump and Putin make a Ukraine peace deal without Ukraine's consent?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
T.J. Oshie, the Caps’ beloved ‘warrior,’ announces his NHL retirement - The Washington Post
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Recursion lays off 20% of staff in wake of pipeline cutbacks - Fierce Biotech
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Meta found 'covertly tracking' Android users through Instagram and Facebook - Sky News
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What do dreams about dead people mean?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This nonhormonal hot-flash remedy gives options to women, experts say - The Washington Post
Loons and Moons
So they tried
No way
Is it possible to be a full-time, self-supporting working visual artist in today's society?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
King Charles praised for 'faultless' firing technique at Larkhill - BBC
No go.
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Scientists identify two global ocean bands heating at record rates - Earth.com
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are your views on music video reactors on YouTube?
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes